Wandering Aimlessly

The Remains of the Laundry.

Word of advice: when you're a freak person who obsessively hang-dries all of your pants (and, if you're being honest, most of your shirts) to avoid shrinking, don't wash ALL your wearable jeans on a day off you intend to spend running errands. This will only result in wearing back-of-the-closet jeans, which will then lead to you spend way too much time on your hair to balance the bad jeans. This will have you finally stepping out the door at the *exact* time school lets out, thus finding you on neighborhood streets clogged with soccer moms and loitering adolescents. This all could have been avoided with a little pre-laundry planning.